French achievement-tracking site “Success Full” have posted what appears to be the full list of Portal 2 Achievements; giving you a glimpse into the story and co-op challenge modes.
In the interest of spoilers I suggest you stop reading around about now.
Right, I assume if you’re still here you want this Achievement list
| Wake up Call Survive the manual override |
5 |
| You Monster Reunite with GLaDOS |
5 |
| Undiscouraged Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test |
10 |
| Bridge Over Troubling Water Complete the first Hard Light Bridge test |
10 |
| SaBOTour Make a break for it |
10 |
| Stalemate Associate Press the button |
15 |
| Tater Tote Carry science forward |
15 |
| Vertically Unchallenged Master the Repulsion Gel |
15 |
| Stranger than Friction Master the Propulsion Gel |
15 |
| White Out Complete the first Conversion Gel test |
15 |
| Tunnel of Funnel Master the Excursion Funnel |
15 |
| Dual Pit Experiment Do the same test twice |
20 |
| The Part Where He Kills You This is that part |
20 |
| Lunacy What just happened |
20 |
| Drop Box Place a cube on a button without touching the cube |
20 |
| Overclocker Complete Test Chamber 10 in 70 seconds |
30 |
| Pit Boss Show that pit who’s boss |
30 |
| Preservation of Mass Break the rules in Test Chamber 07 |
20 |
| Pturretdactyl Use an Aerial Faith Plate to launch a turret |
5 |
| Final Transmission Find the hidden signal in one of the Rat Man’s dens |
20 |
| Good Listener Take GLaDOS’ escape advice |
5 |
| Scanned Alone Stand in a defective turret detector |
5 |
| No Hard Feelings Save a turret from redemption |
10 |
| Schrodinger’s Catch Catch a blue-painted box before it touches the ground |
20 |
| Ship Overboard Discover the missing experiment |
10 |
| Door Prize Examine all the vitrified test chamber doors |
20 |
| Portrait of a Lady Find a hidden portrait |
10 |
| You Made Your Point Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8 |
10 |
| Smash TV Break 11 test chamber monitors |
75 |
| High Five Celebrate your cooperative calibration success |
5 |
| Team Building Complete all test chambers in the Team Building co-op course |
10 |
| Confidence Building Complete all test chambers in the Mass and Velocity co-op course |
10 |
| Bridge Building Complete all test chambers in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op courses |
15 |
| Obstacle Building Complete all test chambers in the Exclusion Funnels co-op course |
15 |
| You Saved Science Complete all test chambers in all courses of co-op |
100 |
| Iron Grip Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mass and Velocity co-op course |
20 |
| Gesticul-8 Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op |
15 |
| Can’t Touch This Dance in front of a turret blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op |
10 |
| Empty Gesture Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them |
25 |
| Party of Three Find the hidden companion cue in the co-op test chamber |
25 |
| Narbacular Drop Place a portal under your co-op partner while they are gesturing |
25 |
| Professor Portal After completing co-op, complete Calibration Course online with a friend who hasn’t played before |
75 |
| Air Show Perform 2 aerial gestures before touching the ground in co-op |
20 |
| Portal Conservation Society Complete Chamber 3 in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course using only 5 total portal placements |
20 |
| Four Ring Circus Enter 4 different portals without touching the ground in co-op |
25 |
| Triple Crown Solve 3 co-op chambers in the Mass and Velocity course in under 60 seconds each |
15 |
| Still Alive Complete Course 4 with neither you nor your co-op partner dying |
15 |
| Asking for trouble Taunt GLaDOS in front of a camera in each of the five co-op courses |
10 |
| Rock Portal Scissors Win 3 co-op games of rock-paper-scissors in a row |
20 |
| Friends List With Benefits While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list |
50 |
It’s ‘Ship Overboard’ that intrigues me the most, since we were introduced to the Aperture Science-owned Borealis in Episode 2. A fair chunk are for multiplayer, which I’ve never been a huge fan of ; particularly ones like ‘Professor Portal’, which require a unique set of events. Most of the single player ones look like you’ll get automatically as part of the game, nothing too challenging.
Portal 2 is hitting PC, PS3 and Xbox 360 in April.
Thanks to Jon for the tip-off
Portal 2 Achievements @ Success Full
Portal gun in Half-Life 2 Instructions
(Since the image I used as a break probably piqued your interest)
