Indie developer Nemesys Games dropped Fortix 2 on Steam last month. I’ve played it. It’s fun. Now’s your chance to win a Steam code for this re-imagining of the classic arcade game Qix.
What horrible things must you do to get your grubby hands on one of the three Steam codes we have hoarded way in the Press X or Die underground lair? Caption the below image; our favorite three captions will get a Steam code via carrier pigeon. Or email. We’ll pick winners in our infinite wisdom on Friday, June 10.
“And not a single fuck was given that day.”
“What say you? What say you? I am Isildur’s heir. Fight for me. And I will hold your oaths fulfilled. What say you?”
“Steve, I don’t think were in Cupertino anymore!”
“Heroic Boyz n the Undead Hood”
“Historian Artist’s Rendition Depicting the Founding of the State of New Jersey”
“This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine!
Everywhere I go, I’m gonna let it shine.
Hide it under a shield, oh no! I’m going to let it shine.
Don’t let the Zombies *fooh!* it out, I’m going to let it shine!”
“Billy Mays here with the new Orange Glo for Swords! Why settle for ordinary when your sword can be legendary! Swords, scythes, scabbards, scimitars and sabres, no matter how big or small, Orange Glo for Swords will enchant them all!”
“I kind of think these Axe commercials are beginning to miss the point.”
“So this is Dragon Age 3.”
“Clearly you guys haven’t heard of Game Genie.”
Hey Glowing Sword™, don’t you think that tree over there is kind of funny? It keeps making growling noises.