Rumour: Portal 2 Achievements In The Wild

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French achievement-tracking site “Success Full” have posted what appears to be the full list of Portal 2 Achievements; giving you a glimpse into the story and co-op challenge modes.

In the interest of spoilers I suggest you stop reading around about now.

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Right, I assume if you’re still here you want this Achievement list

Wake up Call
Survive the manual override
5
You Monster
Reunite with GLaDOS
5
Undiscouraged
Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test
10
Bridge Over Troubling Water
Complete the first Hard Light Bridge test
10
SaBOTour
Make a break for it
10
Stalemate Associate
Press the button
15
Tater Tote
Carry science forward
15
Vertically Unchallenged
Master the Repulsion Gel
15
Stranger than Friction
Master the Propulsion Gel
15
White Out
Complete the first Conversion Gel test
15
Tunnel of Funnel
Master the Excursion Funnel
15
Dual Pit Experiment
Do the same test twice
20
The Part Where He Kills You
This is that part
20
Lunacy
What just happened
20
Drop Box
Place a cube on a button without touching the cube
20
Overclocker
Complete Test Chamber 10 in 70 seconds
30
Pit Boss
Show that pit who’s boss
30
Preservation of Mass
Break the rules in Test Chamber 07
20
Pturretdactyl
Use an Aerial Faith Plate to launch a turret
5
Final Transmission
Find the hidden signal in one of the Rat Man’s dens
20
Good Listener
Take GLaDOS’ escape advice
5
Scanned Alone
Stand in a defective turret detector
5
No Hard Feelings
Save a turret from redemption
10
Schrodinger’s Catch
Catch a blue-painted box before it touches the ground
20
Ship Overboard
Discover the missing experiment
10
Door Prize
Examine all the vitrified test chamber doors
20
Portrait of a Lady
Find a hidden portrait
10
You Made Your Point
Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8
10
Smash TV
Break 11 test chamber monitors
75
High Five
Celebrate your cooperative calibration success
5
Team Building
Complete all test chambers in the Team Building co-op course
10
Confidence Building
Complete all test chambers in the Mass and Velocity co-op course
10
Bridge Building
Complete all test chambers in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op courses
15
Obstacle Building
Complete all test chambers in the Exclusion Funnels co-op course
15
You Saved Science
Complete all test chambers in all courses of co-op
100
Iron Grip
Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mass and Velocity co-op course
20
Gesticul-8
Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op
15
Can’t Touch This
Dance in front of a turret blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op
10
Empty Gesture
Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them
25
Party of Three
Find the hidden companion cue in the co-op test chamber
25
Narbacular Drop
Place a portal under your co-op partner while they are gesturing
25
Professor Portal
After completing co-op, complete Calibration Course online with a friend who hasn’t played before
75
Air Show
Perform 2 aerial gestures before touching the ground in co-op
20
Portal Conservation Society
Complete Chamber 3 in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course using only 5 total portal placements
20
Four Ring Circus
Enter 4 different portals without touching the ground in co-op
25
Triple Crown
Solve 3 co-op chambers in the Mass and Velocity course in under 60 seconds each
15
Still Alive
Complete Course 4 with neither you nor your co-op partner dying
15
Asking for trouble
Taunt GLaDOS in front of a camera in each of the five co-op courses
10
Rock Portal Scissors
Win 3 co-op games of rock-paper-scissors in a row
20
Friends List With Benefits
While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list
50

It’s ‘Ship Overboard’ that intrigues me the most, since we were introduced to the Aperture Science-owned Borealis in Episode 2. A fair chunk are for multiplayer, which I’ve never been a huge fan of ; particularly ones like ‘Professor Portal’, which require a unique set of events. Most of the single player ones look like you’ll get automatically as part of the game, nothing too challenging.

Portal 2 is hitting PC, PS3 and Xbox 360 in April.

Thanks to Jon for the tip-off

Portal 2 Achievements @ Success Full

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(Since the image I used as a break probably piqued your interest)

By Dean Bowes

Founder of the site. Based in Britian I'm primarily a PC gamer, looking to spread my wings to the best the games industry has to offer.